The View from Death Valley

Before I leave the country, I plan on making a trip to Death Valley. Nothing but a car full of food and friends, and hours of lying on the ground looking up. Who's with me?

oh... my god.

We all wondered if it was true...
legends foretold of this day.
most wrote it off as a conspiracy! A pipe dream!
but they were wrong... and now they will cower before the mighty wonder of...

THE ELDER SCROLLS : MMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMPETITION!!

I am currently in the middle of a white-knuckle thrill ride competition that would make Jason Statham cry like a child. That's right, a year-long novel contest between 3 friends. Don't forget to breathe.

The prize? 150 dollars. More than Jason Statham has...
The prompt? last man on earth.
The deadline? next MOTHERFUCKING YEAR!!!!!

So you, yes you, lucky blog reader, will hold witness to my novel as it grows from a series of ideas into a fully... full novel!

If you thought that was too much too handle, then... your a pansy who needs to go outside more.

DAVE!

He's in London!

Sinking Currency, Sinking Country

Slightly upsetting article. Glad I won't be here in a few years. Oh, what's that? Sweden's calling!